I'd like to give everyone an insight into all the pluses that older folks, especially women, have.
No. 1 on the list: While all the younger generation wear four- or five-inch heels to afternoon or evening parties, us seniors can feel comfortable in low, flat shoes and no one dares to say a word.
Then, of course, since our hair turns grey, so does our eyebrows. Did anyone ever think of that? Solution, an eyebrow pencil that takes forever to put on and get on straight.
Lipstick is another wonderful invention to make us ladies - hopefully - beautiful. But not without putting powder on the upper lip or lining it with a lipstick pencil so the lipstick doesn't creep up to our nose. Such fun.
There are plenty of ways to keep the complexion looking youthful: creams, creams and more moisturizers. Don't over wash your face or it with feel like shoe leather.
A little blush adds color, but never too much or you'll look like a clown. Nothing is worse - or less attractive - than a woman painted like a clown.
Eat right and you'll be healthy. That means: no desserts, no fatty dressings, avoid delectable entrees dripping in butter, and last, but certainly, not least is choose bland food. Ouch! Life is coming to an end.
Or, you can do whatever or eat whatever you want and die with a smile on your face.
Life just isn't fair. I want to start over.
Hooray to The Golden Years!